(WARNING: What you are about to read is an over-abundance of parental fawning. If you experience nausea, discomfort or temporary blindness after reading this post, you are probably a horrible person.)
Having a cute kid is one of the best things to ever happen to me.
I know, I know. I should be just as happy if my child were not so adorable, and believe me; my wife and I were well prepared for that scenario. Her beauty can only make up for so many of my genetically inferior features, so when we found out she was pregnant; we started mentally bracing ourselves for the inevitable arrival of our little “missing link”.